You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus! (From a Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson)
Or how about this ditty:
Betty bought a bit of butter, but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought a bit of better butter to make the bitter butter better.
In the mood for something sweeter? Try this one:
How many cookies [...]
Well today was another wacky holiday! October 13 was
National Bring Your Teddy Bear to Work & School Day!
Try to say that five times real fast!
Not everyone has a teddy bear and even if they do, they might feel funny bringing one into work. Why not substitute this Teddy Bears Wearing Ties Necktie instead? This modern [...]
I wonder if they’ll be able to hear us in outer space since today is
International Moment of Frustration Scream Day!
Every October 12th people around the world can step outside (or stay inside) and let out their frustrations. No need to bottle it up, just let it all out for a good 30 seconds, maybe even [...]
Happy Columbus Day!
While Christopher Columbus landed in the Americas on October 12, 1492, the holiday is celebrated on the second Monday here in the states, so I hope everyone enjoyed a relaxing (or exciting) three day weekend.
Columbus set sail with a fleet of three ships: the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria. I refer [...]
The day is here! And it looks so perfect, doesn’t it?!
On 7/7/7 I remember the lines circling the outside of the Marriage License Bureau here in Las Vegas, Nevada, and truly hoped that the very special gambling number combination would bring luck, if not at the casinos, at least in each couple’s future life together. [...]
I’m so excited about today’s holiday!
It’s Bad Poetry Day!
Take your trusty pencil (along with this pencil tie!) or pen or computer keyboard and write something so awful you’ll actually want to share it with someone rather than hide it away!
Remember:
The less time you spend, the worse it’ll be,
And that’s a good thing for both you [...]
How funny!
August 11th is President’s Joke Day!
It was on this in 1984 that just before his regularly scheduled Saturday radio address that President Ronald Reagan was doing a voice test with the microphone. He didn’t think that the mike and the feed were live, so as a joke he spoke into the microphone, “My fellow [...]
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Today is also
Happiness Happens Day!
And when it comes to Smiley Face, he is happy no matter what, even when he is torn apart by Taz the Tazmanian Devil! If this Taz Tears Through Smiley Face Tie is too subversive or youthful for your taste, why not check out this authentic 1970’s Vintage Smiley Face Tie. [...]
August 8th is
Assistance Dog Day!
Let’s celebrate service dogs around the world. They love what they do! This Yellow Labrador Dog Novelty Tie is really cute. We also carry other Animal Novelty Ties and have further separated them by air, land and sea.
Speaking of daily holidays, today is also
The Date to Create Day,
Happiness Happens Day,
Eleanor Roosevelt [...]
